Who R U p1
Funnys p2
Whats up p3
Links p4
Who R U?
Are you a dog,cat, bunny or a fox? Find out by ansering each question. REMEMBER your ansers for each question.
1) Is your idea of fun... A) Jumping around at a roler park B) Going on rolercoasters C)Chilling maybe with your mates in or out
D) None
2) It is raining do you... A) Call your mate B) Go out any way
C) Play on the ps2 D)None
3) You cook dinner is it... A) Easy spegetti B) Roast beef C) Salad
D) Something a little more tackling like chicken or duck
4) You are invited to a party do you... A) Play all the party games
B) Stick by the food C) Show off your clothes and moves
D) Disco like never before
Were your ansers mostly
A) B) C) D)
You are a bunny! You are a dog! You are a cat! You are a fox!
You love your Your playful You show off You keep your
mates and your and love food! abit and laze self to your
very bouncy! around! self! Very sly
Funnys
Jokes
Q) There were three doctors. Q) What do you call ducks in
Ones a murderous thug, cream?
Ones a normal doctor A) Cream quackers!
and ones a psychiatrist.
Which is the best at curing Q) What is the best thing to
constipation. put in a pie.
A)The murderous thug because A) Your teeth!
he beats the c*** out of you.
A man took his dog to the vets and said “Can you look at my dog I think he is cross eyed?” So the vet picked him up and looked at him. Then he said
“I’m sorry I have to put your dog down.”
“Why just because he has cross eyes?” said the man.
“No. Because he is too heavy!”
A man has a dead parrot. He goes to the vets and tells the vet he thinks the parrot is dead. The vet confirms this and the man askes “Can you not check?” So the vet calls in a cat. The cat looks at it up and down and shakes her head.
“The parrot is dead.” says the vet.
“Can you try something else?” So the vet calls a dog and the dog looks up and down the parrot and siffs it then shakes his head.
“No he is dead!”
“Please try something else”
“Look you’ve already had the lab and the cat scan.”